what once was mine...

green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

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— 1 month ago with 133578 notes

communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

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— 1 month ago with 96690 notes
chocolate-merman asked: draw a mermaid and/or merman


Answer:

madeleineishere:

— 1 month ago with 651 notes
nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

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— 1 month ago with 97326 notes
fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

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— 1 month ago with 212051 notes
Me:I'm waking up to ash and dust
Me:I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
Me:I'm breathing in the chemicals
Me:*INHALES VIOLENTLY*
Me:
Me:
Me:*INTENSE COUGHING FIT*
— 1 month ago with 2734 notes

puddletumbles:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

image

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— 1 month ago with 205433 notes
aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

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— 1 month ago with 286056 notes

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

image

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— 1 month ago with 438681 notes